elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.
If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.
- (via awovoxo)

(Source: these-greatexpectations)


vodka-rivers:

Shots fired.. at EVERYONE

greatwhiteprivilege:

i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straight

me

a heterosexual


what's it like to be a sex goddess?

reggayton:

haha! that is so flattering. it’s insanely boring. i can’t find anyone irl i want to date

also what the hell come off anon


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panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

(Source: fellatioutboy)


what's it like to be a sex goddess?

haha! that is so flattering. it’s insanely boring. i can’t find anyone irl i want to date


asked by Anonymous